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Table of Contents


Reader’s Guide

Chapter 1: Program

Chapter 2: Program Well

Chapter 3: Think Chess

Chapter 4: Carve Reality

Chapter 5: Solve the Problem

Chapter 6: Don’t Solve the Problem

Chapter 7: Enjoy Confusion

Chapter 8: Procrastinate

Chapter 9: Verbalize and Nounalize

Chapter 10: Pay Attention to Attention

Chapter 11: Be Accident Prone

Chapter 12: Conquer Time

Chapter 13: Learn the Local Jargon

Chapter 14: Accept Numerical Reality

Chapter 15: Be Stateless

Chapter 16: Travel in Space

Chapter 17: Use Your Frustration

Chapter 18: Be a Hacker

Chapter 19: Don’t Crash the Ambulance

Chapter 20: Do Not Plagiarize

Chapter 21: Decontaminate

Chapter 22: Be Miserly

Chapter 23: Curse Knowledge

Chapter 24: Rise to the Occasion

Chapter 25: Be Poetic

Chapter 26: Be Lazy

Chapter 27: Be Impatient

Chapter 28: Have Hubris

Chapter 29: Be Consistent

Chapter 30: Relish Magic

Chapter 31: Tell a Good Story

Chapter 32: Make Bricks Not Monoliths

Chapter 33: Write Opaque Code

Chapter 34: Write Invisible Code

Chapter 35: Engage Eyes

Chapter 36: Grow a Cathedral

Chapter 37: Become a Ghost

Chapter 38: Do Not Be Helpful

Chapter 39: Do Nothing Well

Chapter 40: Find Your Stickiness

Chapter 41: Give Up Control

Chapter 42: Be Quiet

Chapter 43: Give Them Their Own

Chapter 44: Don’t Borrow, Steal

Chapter 45: Always Softcode

Chapter 46: Topple Fences

Chapter 47: Be Claustrophilic

Chapter 48: Be Wary

Chapter 49: Lose Every Battle

Chapter 50: Avoid the Plague

Chapter 51: Comment Quietly

Chapter 52: Beware Longevity

Chapter 53: Beware Easy

Chapter 54: Do Not Repeat Repeat Repeat

Chapter 55: Climb Above the Solution

Chapter 56: Hinder Your Users

Chapter 57: Develop a Sense of Kludge

Chapter 58: Understand Bugs

Chapter 59: Spot Bugs

Chapter 60: Know Why It Works

Chapter 61: Think Safety

Chapter 62: Respect Bug Time

Chapter 63: Dance the Debug 2-Step

Chapter 64: Clean Up After the Flood

Chapter 65: Play

Chapter 66: Sidestep Show Stoppers

Chapter 67: Do a Premortem

Chapter 68: Eat Your Own Cooking

Chapter 69: Bandage Sparingly

Chapter 70: Purge

Chapter 71: Don’t Oversharpen

Chapter 72: Think Backwards

Chapter 73: King Your Users

Chapter 74: Shake Vigorously

Chapter 75: Prove Yourself Wrong

Chapter 76: Sling Garbage

Chapter 77: Tattle on Yourself

Chapter 78: Be a Polyglot

Chapter 79: Avoid Perfect

Chapter 80: Beget Quality

Chapter 81: Follow The Way

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